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Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)
Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019
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dieggo waffles

a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends
by MlemShobe November 19, 2019
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_burnt.waffles

burnt waffles is a smexy mutual, although i worry about her sometimes. they seem to love james mcavoy idfk who that is but whatever makes her happy. she edits too we obv love them who wouldn’t? she’s smexy mutual 😍
_burnt.waffles is MY smexy mutual
by slingy May 31, 2021
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Pog Waffles

A synonymous phrase for "nice" or "that's great" in a nonchalant way.
"Ms. Carly, you've been scheduled on shift this Christmas."

"Pog waffles."
by Lord Fabulous the 1st December 25, 2022
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Give Aiden Waffles Day

On Give Aiden Waffles day, you give Aiden Waffles. Can be frozen or not.
June 17th
Here Aiden, some waffles. Happy give Aiden waffles day
by HeyThere2310 June 17, 2022
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queef waffles

1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.
1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.
by borrito_man July 12, 2010
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Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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