Whaft

goon, nerd, retard, idiot, dickhead

girl1 - are you coming out with us and the boys tonight

girl2 - no :(
girl1 - how come???:s
girl2 - revishion
girl1 - Whaft

by Sophie beii xx March 19, 2010

Wooftie woof

A nice dog.

Look at that wooftie woof that looks nice.

by BENERRIDGE AND WHAT?! June 6, 2011

WaftingWangDango

When a Female specimen is dropping a deuce while sucking a dick.

"i was at a party and i walked into a bathroom while some chick was taking a shit, it was at that moment when i realized i was about to be WaftingWangDango 'd."

by JimmysJerkinIt-DankJustin July 17, 2013

woaht

'woah' and 'what' combined

jerry: ayyyyyy yo niga i fond dis anshent movee in muh berd house
dan: woaht

by triple a July 14, 2017

Woahtosis

When you can't stop hitting the woah

Dude, I think i have woahtosis... *hits the woah*

by woahgirl69 April 18, 2019

Woaht

A way of saying “woah” and a confused “what” at the same time.

“I just had explosive diarrhea that went 500 yards that way!“ “Woaht?”

by weinerbooty6020 November 19, 2019

Wafting

Wafting, to get stoned or smoking cannabis.
Waft, the cannabis itself.
Wafted, the feeling of smoking the cannabis.
Waft on.
Origins: Wesht Cork Kiiiiiiid

Let's go wafting kiiiiiid.
Have you seen my waft?
I am nicely wafted booooy.
Waft on.

by Wafty:GowlBag April 24, 2020