Willie Jack

To drop food on oneself while eating, particularly when the mess is visible to others.

Did you see that guy eating his dinner? He did a massive Willie Jack!

by MetalMayhem666 August 12, 2019

wesley willis

A misunderstood genius. Who is truly missed.

Rock over london rock on chicago,budweiser it's the king of beers.

by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005

Limp Willy

When a man is self-pleasuring but they are completely flaccid.

I might limp willy later tonight.

He doesn't get hard so he just limp willys.

by antiari January 6, 2014

Willy Shakes

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

by Cris October 7, 2005

slick willy

Nickname for U.S. President Bill Clinton
earned for his ability to equivocate with words, make deals, and commit acts
which led to controversy, eventual impeachment proceedings against him.

That slick willy sure could talk his way
out of a mess.

by T.D. January 20, 2003

willy joe

Willy Joe is a resident of Benton Harbor Michigan. He's known for his colorful tight fitting clothes and mad dance skills.

I saw Willy Joe dancin in the street wearing a wrestling sling.

by hairgodess November 25, 2014

burning willie

the act of forcing hand sanitizer up a girls ass or vagina and then fucking them

i put germ x in my girl friends ass befor i had dirty anal sex and she called it a burning willie

by kellen and hunter March 6, 2011