Wooping

When you say WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE. Or go "NO MOMMY DON'T HURT MY BUM BUM"

Are you ready for your wooping?

by TheLegendaryLoaf September 8, 2018

Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

by The Original Other September 22, 2009

Whoopin

Slapping a person's back with a belt

You're getting a whoopin for using profanity in school!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

Whoopsie Daisies

An antiquated expression generally meaning "oops" or "whoops". This is used almost exclusively by nerds and gay men, especially when executing a clumsy or cloddish movement such as falling over a chair or slipping on an icy walkway.

While clumsily attempting to ice skate a real tool slips and falls, and when his butt contacts with the ice he yells out "whoopsie daisies!"

by KImCobain March 3, 2015

Whooping Cough

When you cough like a mothalova.

"(cough cough cough)"

"Damn nigga, you got that ILL whooping cough."

by Hollaback1212 January 27, 2009

whoopain

Sensation of extreme pain in upper jar, forehead, and facial area from eating extremely cold foods such as ice cream, etc...

Ouch! I've got a whoopain!

by Mr. Dillen June 20, 2010

Whooping Spiders

Large tarantula like creatures that emerge from the chest of a young teen unfortunately ignorant enough to pick acne until it develops into a large scar (Whooping Nest). Are known to make loud whooping noises and ruin social events and gatherings. Though all the spiders may leave the nest the memory of them will haunt you FOREVER!

"Stop picking at that spot, it will turn into a whooping nest", "Whats that sound?" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" "JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ITS THE WHOOPING SPIDERS!!!"

by Beats Hatemaker January 21, 2011