Adam. Game and match. Can’t be him. Can’t get impregnated by him. Can’t be his children. Can’t be his HOT AF WIFE TARA. Can’t do anything so sit back and enjoy your massage. Headspin.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
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Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.
by Eric Beifman December 22, 2018
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Get the Werewolf mug.The act of shaving your pubes, then proceeding to ejaculate on your significant others face. You then throw your pubes on her face and call her a WEREWOLF
Man: I'm just about to finish babe!!
(Finishes on her face)
Man then proceedes to throw handful of pubic hair on her face and says, "WEREWOLF"
(Finishes on her face)
Man then proceedes to throw handful of pubic hair on her face and says, "WEREWOLF"
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Wow Mike I didn’t know you were into werewolf on vampire action but I see you are reading “Full Blood Moon”
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