weinerface

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.

Steve, you are such a weinerface!

by rordawg99 October 2, 2006

cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

by @er905 April 24, 2010

weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

by John Y. May 27, 2004

weiner out

weiner out means to go to sleep.
if you and a friend have been up all hours doing not much at all, and one goes to sleep before the other, said party might be said to weiner out.

we WERE gonna have an ultimate fighting championship but Steve weinered out.

by Bumnasty Burger January 21, 2005

weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 7, 2009

weiner back

When you are sitting and a man standing behind you presses up against you and you can feels his weiner against your back.

Yesterday I got weiner backed while I was sitting at my desk!!!

by Local4 January 7, 2010

weinerhat

1) not quite a dickhead.

2) a person with the potential of becoming a dickhead.

3) the slang term for someone who exhibits a mild propensity for dickish behavior when around an audience.

4) you.

"C'mon Billy, stop being such a weinerhat!"

by 3WONINJA January 15, 2011