Weaver

noun- someone who tries to be slick in every situation; someone who lies about everything

"Have you heard about the new weaver in class?"

"He's trying to weave his way out of that problem."

by BlackSupaMan February 26, 2014

weiker

A really fucking hot guy and always has a big dick and fucks often

Josh is weiker

by Wy ker February 19, 2017

sensible shoe wearer

British euphanism for women who prefer women, i.e. lesbians

Jack: "Have you met Mavis in accounts, shes a bit butch"
Jill: ""Mavis oh yes, she's definatly a sensible shoe wearer"!

by Stevie.S February 8, 2008

weaver fever

Getting infected via WAN-port by Micheal Weaver (sexual in nature).

I bent over to pick up a pen, left my ass wide-open and BAM! I got hit with the Weaver Fever!

by pakmanrai October 11, 2007

yogurt weaver

hippie type who weaves baskets and makes home made yougurt

:fancy a shi-at su?
:do i look like a yougurt weaving cunt?

by Gavin September 17, 2003

Weaver

An arrogant prick who thinks he knows everything.

Brian is being such a Weaver today.

by Bataskic23 August 26, 2013

weaver

to give or recieve oral sex with listerine strips.

i got my weaver on last night.

that weaver is the shit!

by breezybitche$ July 7, 2008