wat up son

a term started by Martin Jacob. Can be used as a friendly, while still being "cool" greeting. Can also be used it any sentence, when the user of the word is performing an activity.

1) yo mike, wat up son!

2) Playing poker you get a flush: (nice i got a straight, wat up son)

3) Playing World of Warcraft: (dude captainD, i just beat the lich king, wat up son)

4) Watching a football game: (Wat up son, the giants just scored a touchdown)

by martin jacob December 9, 2008

Wattpad

An app filled with hormonal 12 year-old girls, who claim they're all bisexual, that simp over their favourite celebrities and/or anime characters by reading cringey fanfiction.

They also make their own "books"
(Which is also fanfiction), which turn out to be dog shit and barely readable.

Julie: "Hey, Betty! Have you seen the new Junkook fanfiction book?"

Betty: "Julie, stop reading fanfiction and uninstall Wattpad, please. You're addicted. We've talked about this."

by SleekRainbow July 4, 2020

watusi

tribal group thats lives east of the ubangee tribe.

first of the official jungle bunnies..
look at that humping and jumping like they are watusi

by hunky December 18, 2006

Wattpad Boy

A wattpad boy has sharp features and more often than not, chiseled abs. They usually have dark hair and an edgy but sexy aesthetic. Almost always a musician or artist.

Can be found working at a restaurant or coffee shop with the main female love interest. He radiates confidence, even if he isn't aware of it. His playful smirks with a raised eyebrow are just part of his alluring charm.

In conclusion hot af and a little mysterious

"Alex doesn't know how hot he is, hes such a wattpad boy"

"He's so freaking talented and nonchalant! He's literally a wattpad boy"

by Thisrighthereisstrange December 1, 2021

wat up

what up for people who can't spell...

Wat up dawg. I cant spell fo shit.

by -creed- June 25, 2004

Watusi

Means the hurt, or the pain. Usually used as "put the watusi on.....". To totally jack up.

Alternatively, a kind of dance. Not usually involving pain. But often involving a nice rack.

Q: "Did you hear the uppity bitch last night?"
A: "Yeah, I'm gonna put the Watusi on that broad!"

Example: "Someone's gonna put the Watusi on Osama's ass!"

by Fat City September 23, 2006

Wattpad

A reading/writing website meant for people all around the world to share their stories but instead is mostly used to read/write erotic, gay, fan fiction that preteen girls secretly masterbate to. Almost all the writers are half decent except for the unpopular, literate users that are shunned because of their views on politics. Most of the users are dumb twelve-fourteen year olds who act like they are fifteen and don't know the proper use of your. The intelligent minority usually debate and argue about relevant topics but the only topic they don't discuss about is the middle eastern conflict because most of the users are stupid preteens who think they can argue with the exception of ten other users who are actually in high school and know that when they are losing an argument, "bla bla bla," is not a good response to prove that they are right. There are also roleplay books which are mostly fan fiction roleplay or sex slave roleplay in which the girl is thirteen with every power imaginable, except the power of stopping the "sexy" college dude from raping/f*cking her. Most of the users are depressed or social rejects.

Person #1: dude what are you doing?
Person #2: I'm on wattpad
Person #1: what do you even do on wattpad?
Person #2: I argue with people, roleplay, and read gay, pornagraphic fanfiction about Harry styles.

Person#1: cool, what are you doing now?
Person #2: I'm roleplaying. I'm an 18 year old slave owner and I'm butt-raping the 14 year old daughter of Zeus because she let me do so
Person#1: awesome, I think I want to go on wattpad

by XShadowXQueenX January 1, 2015