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Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.
by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022
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Cinematic Waterboarding

When someone involuntarily subjects you to repeated watching of the same movie(s) to a point that can only be defined as torture.
As a young boy in the 80's, with two older sister, I was regularly subjected to cinematic waterboarding through Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, and Oxford Blues.
by Sweater216 May 28, 2023
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turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023
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Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.
1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
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Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.
"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."
by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025
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Textually Waterboarding

The act of reading Fly Away Peter by David Malouf
"I'm an English teacher and I'm Textually Waterboarding my class by making them read Fly Away Peter by David Malouf."
by #1FlyAwayPeterHater February 6, 2026
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Anal Waterboard

The act of being tied up, facing the floor, blindfolded, and simultaneously having water drip down into your anal cavity every so often.
Man shut up, I'll anal waterboard your ass.
by WordMasterDmoney November 21, 2025
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