The phenomenon which occurs when a person consumes too much alcohol and proceeds to embarrass themselves and their friends for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, groping strangers, the overwhelming smell of fruity alcohol, and a general sloppiness that can only be associated with drinking.
Leah: "Dude, you should have seen Amber at the club the other night. She had like, eight shots of whipped cream vodka and then started taking her clothes off and dancing up on strangers. Super sloppy."
Dude: "Omg, really?"
Leah: "Yeah, she was totally White Girl Wasted."
Dude: "Omg, really?"
Leah: "Yeah, she was totally White Girl Wasted."
by BitchTitttts February 11, 2014
Get the White Girl Wasted mug.The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.
The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.
by daveylownotes October 24, 2011
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A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011
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by Userguy August 26, 2014
Get the Wheelchair Wasted mug.1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010
Get the pants-shitting wasted mug.Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.
"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."
by k_mac October 30, 2008
Get the pre-wasted mug.A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009
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