Stallion Wars

A holy event. The "Great Stallion Wars" Consisted of two brutal warriors who had nothing but their own hands and their trusty stallions. One man, 'Robert' fought with intense honour and passion for his country and royalty. The other man, 'Dave' fought with dignity and with noble intentions for the fate of all things considered great.
The outcome of this event has only ever been recorded in a singular book, 'The Great Stallion Pages'. However, pages have been removed over time and are still missing to this day.

1: "Hey dude, you remember the great Stallion Wars?"
2: "Yeah man, that 'Robert' guy won and 'Dave' lost right?"
3: "I have no idea."

by Robert Severto November 13, 2021

Guild Wars

An MMORPG like war craft but without the stupid 15$ a month fee. Often hated by WoW fans because they can't understand the concept of being able to log out or not having to pay for a mediorce game. A normal persons MMO game

Jeff: Dude....im poor i gota pay my WoW fee this month again
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.

by Sickofwhorecraftlosers November 10, 2009

Console Wars

A lame thing that young teenagers do it because they have no life and like to troll about which is the best and which is the worst.

Person 1: Dude, in this console wars battle PS3 is better than Xbox 360.

Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.

by Anon12576343 November 3, 2010

robot wars

Robot wars was a TV show that has ran for 9 series in the UK, each week 6 or 8 competitors battled out for a place in the semi finals. But they went only fighting themselves, but the House Robots, they were: Matilda, Dead Metal, Shunt, Sgt Bash, Sir Killalot, Growler, Mr Psycho, and Cassius Chrome

Robot Wars is the mechanical mother of all wars!

by j.p.n July 27, 2006

Guild Wars 2

The MMORPG coming out at the end of 2011 or early 2012 that will finally be the game to deal the killing blow to World of Warcraft.

Gamer 1: Hey dude what do you think of WoW's new expansion?
Gamer 2: The age of Warcraft is over dude, just accept it. Blizzard is just milking the series dry of as much money as they can. Guild Wars 2 is taking over now.
Gamer 1: But they have Kung-Fu Pandas and Pokemon now!
Gamer 2: It's finally over. Face it.

by GuildWars2 October 27, 2011

console wars

the most pointless topic to talk about to another gamer. most of it consists of Nintendo fanboys vs. Sony fanboys arguing over whether the PSP or the DS are better, or any console for that matter.

Nintendo Fanboy: DS = teh roxx
Sony Fanboy: PSP > DS
Nintendo Fanboy: THE HELL U SAY BITCH!!?
Me: u guys fail. console wars suck

by Evan Kuhlmey October 7, 2005

Star Wars

George Lucas' cinematic tribute to the "Flash Gordon" serials he loved in his childhood. Packed with references to classic films, it became hugley popular in the late seventies/early eighties, spawning five sequels and a heretofore unprecendented mountain of merchandising. Its success helped to usher in a renewed focus on the teen audience with crowd-pleasing adventures, rather than the downbeat, European-influenced films of the late sixties/early seventies.

Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark

by Jeff Pidgeon April 1, 2004