wanky in the sanky

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.

Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.

by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023

Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Wanky

Wan·ky
/' wænky /

Weird
Strange
Abnormal

"Yea, that's kind of wanky if you ask me."

by The Walker & Griffin Dic. June 17, 2020

Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020

Wanky

Just like "That's what she said"
When something is not meant to be sexual, but sounds sexual or can be put in to a sexual context.

The origin of the word comes from the TV show "Glee" where it is typically said as a sort of catchphrase by character Santana Lopez.

(taken from show)

"Well you guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to fill it."

"..Wanky"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever August 2, 2022

Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

danky wanky

its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha

that fat man was danky wanky dave

by bigbooooooooosbs June 9, 2022