Goofy Granny Wagon

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.

Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!

Goofy Granny Wagon by Lumpbag August 16, 2009

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Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

Whatever Caulks Your Wagon by RCampz November 9, 2009

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rape wagon

a term that usually describes a creepy looking, or rusted out old van. sometimes called a rapist van.

"hey guys, you see that rusty old rape wagon"

rape wagon by rustin g. October 2, 2007

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Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

Douche wagon by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011

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Brazilian covered wagon

The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.

(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!

Brazilian covered wagon by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011

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Rice Wagon

Toyota, Nissan, Mazda pickups

Common name for import pickups, Rice Wagon

Rice Wagon by Idaho Truck Guy May 1, 2012

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Fat Wagon

Electric wheelchair provided by supermarkets and theme parks, used by people who are not actually disabled, just horribly and grossly fat.

I can't be bothered to walk around DisneyLand all day, I'm going to hire a fat wagon.

Fat Wagon by LHP September 22, 2009

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