wack-a-dex

A man's mental list of women that he chooses from when masturbating.

Dude, my new nextdoor neighbor is hot! She has totally been added to my wack-a-dex!

by Sporto August 5, 2007

wack af

When someone or something is wack as fuck

Check out Ronald's new bleached cornrow mullet, Hawaiian shirt and orange nail polish. That dude's wack af

by Juicemaster Flesh December 31, 2021

wack off

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"

I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.

by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013

Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

wiggidy-wack

Not regular type.

"Yall are so wack!"
"Wiggidy-wack?"
"Nope, just regular type."

by Tom November 27, 2003

Midnight Wack

The action in which one partakes at midnight where he or she masturbates to a variety of porn in order to achieve an orgasm which will in return help them sleep.

Edward: Bro I can't sleep ! I think I have insomnia!

Nate: Damn bro , have you tried the Midnight Wack? That usually helps me !

Edward: Thanks bro I'll try it tonight !

by Pro Beaner June 30, 2017

Wack Sabbath

The term used when forced to work on the weekend (Sunday in particular) despite your Monday-Friday hours, usually due to someone's else bad planning or lack of consideration and definitely last minute.

I'd love to go to the beach, but unfortunately I will be attending Wack Sabbath instead.

Welcome to Wack Sabbath.

Great I just got a ticket to Wack Sabbath.

by Ttown71 March 19, 2009