Wood-Daver

A pinecone bird feeder like they used to make in Girl Scouts, where you put peanut butter and the pinecone and roll it in bird seed. I don't know whey Strong Sad named them wood davers, though. He must have been REALLY hopped up, man.

You wanna make some wood davers with me? I got pinecones, I got peanut butter!

by Raven December 24, 2003

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

wood-pusher

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.

Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.

by ChessWizard June 14, 2010

Wood North

The direction of the hottest girl in the room.

Hey Jim check out that girl she is Wood North!

by Drill Sergeant Raptor May 27, 2009

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

Wood Ape

A large seven foot or greater "big-foot" type creature who is typically heard making ape like calls in large forest areas of the north western area of the U.S. the wood ape is often just out of camera focus and is never clearly photographed. Some foot prints may or may not have been found if wood apes exist but if they do not exist then foot prints have not been found. Wood apes are notoriously elusive and are sometimes smelled from a distance, often described as a piece of shit wrapped in burnt hair.

Ezekiel: Dude big foot is fake!

Bryson: Dude no way, I've seen one, but it wasn't a big foot, it was a wood ape!

Ezekiel: Bring me some of its droppings or shut up!

Bryson: I have the droppings of someone who has seen a wood ape...

Ezekiel: ....Shut up!!!

by EEZY90 December 30, 2011

wood tick

One who is very low on the social and economic scale. Often found in small northern Michigan towns. A regional equivalent to low life.

Her recent behaviour might lead you to believe that she was raised by a colony of wood ticks.

by sidelock October 24, 2004