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wrestling

The toughest sport out there, in which you go for as many as 5 days with no food, 2 without water, and work out in a sauna after impossibly intense normal practices to make a low weight class. You then beat the shit out people in 6 minute matches, some of which last up to 10 minutes if they go to overtime. No pussy rests like in football and no slow pace like in soccer. It is all out tooth and claw WAR for 6-10 minutes against a MAN your exact size who has trained all season to kill YOU. After a match, the you are nearly dead and sometimes cannot stand. You will eventually stand and then fight up to 5 times in one day.(Up to 50 minutes of pure hell.) If you are tough and survive the first day you then go home, get six hours of sleep or less, and do it all over again, with your opponents getting tougher every match. You will probably have been injured at this point and have to fight through it.

Last man standing gets to call himself the champion.


In order to be good at this sport you have to give up all unhealthy foods and train hard at least 3 times a day.
You can play football, soccer, hockey and rugby but you cant play wrestling.
by WrestlingMachine March 24, 2005
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weisling

a tiny creature, usually found in large swarms, that lives under rugs of all colors. Usually dark colors, like burgundy. have a predilection for bright, moving colors.
Woah, did you just see that guy taken under by a swarm of Weislings?
by CuriousWillis August 9, 2010
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Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.
by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021
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Dry Whisking

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016
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wrist wrestling

My girlfriend didn’t want to swap friction last night, so I just had a hell of a wrist wrestling match.
by Funckle January 10, 2018
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mixed wrestling

A form of wrestling which is sometimes faked where women ( and teenagers recently) dressed in bikinis and skimpy outfits wrestle men . It was invented to prove that women are stronger than men is wrestling especially since it is scientifically proved women hvae stronger hips and legs.

In Some cases , women violate the rules and may sexually assault a male wrestler by groping his penis to make him submit.The rules also allows that.

Gruesome male torturing videos have been produced were a woman makes a man submit by smothering his penis and kicking it.
The hot Sandra beat up chris in mixed wrestling
by Connor25 November 13, 2007
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jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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