Someone who is attracted to all sorts of people, but would much rather use alcohol than a road map to determine sexual compatibility.
"Bisexual" carries unnecessary stigmas, and "pansexual" just sounds self-righteous. Fuck it, I'm a whatever-sexual.
by Aeva January 9, 2010
Get the whatever-sexual mug.A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.
Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
by 'bridge November 23, 2010
Get the Whatever dude... you kissed a guy. mug.Sysnonym to such phrases as 'whatever floats your boat' or 'whatever humps your camel'...Used to signify agreement with something either vague or specified.
by peen dittle June 10, 2005
Get the Whatever's clever mug.1. Used to ignore anothers comments.
2. A "cool" comment to make about almost anything.
3. Easy breezy go with the flow style. ghetto
4. Could be coming from someone who is drunk or hungover.
5. Very easy to integrate with words like fuck, yeah, kickass
2. A "cool" comment to make about almost anything.
3. Easy breezy go with the flow style. ghetto
4. Could be coming from someone who is drunk or hungover.
5. Very easy to integrate with words like fuck, yeah, kickass
1. Yeah sure, WHATEVER DUDE.
2. Mark said his typical, "Whatever DUDE i do whatever the fuck i want!"
3. Whatever dude, its cool, i don't need this.
4. "WOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!" "We went to the restroom..." "WHATEVER DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP LETS LEAVE FUCKING MU"
2. Mark said his typical, "Whatever DUDE i do whatever the fuck i want!"
3. Whatever dude, its cool, i don't need this.
4. "WOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!" "We went to the restroom..." "WHATEVER DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP LETS LEAVE FUCKING MU"
by Mark Dapp July 29, 2008
Get the whatever dude mug.Steve: “I’m gonna pop this pimple”
Marco: “ew that makes it worse”
Steve: “idc I’m doing it anyway”
Marco: “whatever bangs your noggin”
Marco: “ew that makes it worse”
Steve: “idc I’m doing it anyway”
Marco: “whatever bangs your noggin”
by MohammedSense June 18, 2020
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Get the Whatever suits your boat mug.similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"
by RCampz November 10, 2009
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