national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019

What's the sitch

One of Kim Possible's most coined catchphrases. The word "sitch" is slang for situation.

So like, what's the sitch?

by Childish Rolfbino October 16, 2016

Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

by Anneke October 5, 2003

It is what it is

Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.

by A. Danish December 27, 2007

What the BBQ?

A statement of incredulity used to describe one's confusion regarding a situation without the use of expletives. Derived from the statement OMGWTFBBQ, where BBQ is added specifically as a random statement. As such, it is a way to question something random that occurred.

Student 1: That test was so hard!
Student 2: I know! What the BBQ?!

by The Source of All Evil May 28, 2010

What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"

In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"

by bob lawblah October 28, 2011

What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.

After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"

by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010