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water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.
dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight

Shake Weight Party

A gathering of individuals performing countless exercises with their shake weights, including, but not limited to; the mailman, the milkman, the milkmen, the delivery boy, jogging.
Ryan: Jack, do you smell that?
Jack: I do indeed, smells like shake weight party....

Ryan: Want to have a shake weight party?
Jack: I seem to have left my shake weight at home.
Ryan: I see no issue with that...

Light Weight Drinker 

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.
Did you see Mats last night? he was drunk after 2 Flugels.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

Dead Weight 

A person on your team who just exists, and doesn't contribute anything to the game. They essentially give the other team a handicap and you have to tryhard the game to carry them. Then they claim they did so much to help the team when they went 0-100
Anthony is such dead weight in League of Legends, he's been in gold for 7 years!

daddy weight 

A massive amount of weight that only a real man - a true muscle juicefuck meathead could handle. something babies, children and bitches couldn't even budge.
Just finished my workout, had hella haters mirin cause I was pushin daddy weight.

heavy weight 

able to drink a large amount of alcohol before physically being drunk or wasted
dude are you a light weight??
no im a heavy weight
heavy weight by Kittie J March 15, 2009