Indian Wedding

Describes hot weather or a warm stagnant room.

"Whoa, it's a real Indian Wedding in here." - sweaty guy.

by J.J. Abraham October 14, 2014

courthouse wedding

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.

"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."

by Dioxylin July 12, 2017

Dominican Wedding

A traditional wedding ceremony held a the common meeting area in a 3rd world country village. The ceremony is usually conducted by the oldest living male resident or chief of the grooms village. The bride will wear the villages wedding gown and the groom wears white tuxedo with with shoes. Chicken ladders are assembled in preparation of the parade of chickens which is followed by the wedding party executing the 3 horned spotted goat. The brides family will put on a show of machete style fighting, followed by the grooms family offering of the pig. Once the vows are complete the cock fighting may begin and the happy couple is no longer brother and sister but also man and wife.

Jose cousin has the hot for him, once she turns 9 they can plan the Dominican wedding.

Joe played air guitar at the Dominican Wedding.

by 7mary3 May 17, 2019

Adam Akram's Wedding

A beautiful wedding which consists of all of Adam Akram's friends and the chromebook's family, to which made Adam Akram a happier fortnite addict.

Adam Akram's Wedding was so nice! Congrats to him!

by Your Mom Lmao December 2, 2019

reverse shotgun wedding

When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.

Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...

Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...

by Whitehall Dr February 27, 2010

Wedding Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Wedding Speech

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.

Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!

by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018