Wank 

Fun way to say masterbation

"GET OUT MUM I'M TAKING A WANK"

Wank by Zachyboi Bennett June 21, 2020

wank 

the action of jerking your erection for pleasure.

oi did you see joseph wankin off im the school bafroom

wank by MegaPenisPussyDestroyer69 October 2, 2020

Wank 

A Wank of MAMILs. The collective term to describe a group of middle aged men in Lycra who cycle together. It generally comprises of males aged between 40 & 60 years of age wearing matching Lycra tops and shorts. To be a member of this grouping, members must have a bike between $7000 & $10000 in value. These group are regularly found inhabiting cafes in the early morning hours with their shirts undone to their navels and wearing sunglasses that cost more than an average person’s weekly wage. The usual sounds emanating from a wank of mamils involves bravado using terms like “managed funds”, “options trading” and FX rates.

Oh look the reason the cafe is so busy this morning is because we have a wank of mamils with their bikes clogging the footpath.

Wank by Cycle,lover January 23, 2021

wank 

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.

I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.

wank by jzekyll March 31, 2021

Wank 

Another word for the greatest of all time

Fred is wank at football

Wank by Ryry04 August 25, 2021

Wank 

Thy Royal Highness

Shystal: Where Is Thy Royal Highness?

Maria: Who, Wank? I Know Where He's Not At... The Bathtub 🤮

Wank by The Real Escobar August 28, 2021

Wank 

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad

"My favourite ship is wank"

Wank by Oman247 November 23, 2021