Blue waffles

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

waffle tee

Waffle tee is the new name for the top half of long underwear (thermals). It's called waffle because the pattern looks like hundreds of delicious little waffles.

You can wear waffle tees huge like a tall tee or tight like a tight tee. Both girls and boys can wear waffle tees. Some people wear a t-shirt over their waffle tee like it's ok, but it's not 1998 anymore.

Ayo, I got this new waffle tee from Big 5, but I got the women's version because I like the color. Good thing I bought it XXL.

by intellektualspew June 17, 2010

Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010

Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Waffle Bowl

Proclaimed by many as "the best way to eat pussy". A sexual endeavor in which the guy spoons soft ice cream onto the girls cooch. After which, he proceeds to eat the ice cream and then lick out that vagee. The best thing about waffle bowls...once your finished lickin out that ice cream, you get to eat the bowl!! As long as the ice cream isn't too cold, the chilling sensation can feel quite nice for the girl.
Warning: girls, wash your meat curtains after, sugars from the ice cream can result in infection if you don't! And nobody likes a smelly infected squish mitten.

Teenage guy "It's so hot outside! A little ice cream would be great right now"
Cougar "You know whats good when it's hot out? My vagina in your face"
Teenage guy "Why not both?!"
Cougar "OK!"
Teenage guy "WAFFLE BOWL TIME!"

by Canucks in Bahrain June 11, 2009

Waffler

Is when someone rambles on about something or someone.
Mostly said in many rural parts of Dublin,Ireland.

John is such a waffler.

by KanoA3Z October 27, 2012

wafflepwn

a famous youtube account, boasting millions of views, made popular by the "greatest freakout ever" videos which in themselves hold many viewings, originally airing on college humor's website.

"hey man have you seen the new greatest freakout ever videos by wafflepwn?"

by thehero_ofkvatch August 2, 2009