Facebook Vortex 

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****

1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."

Facebook Vortex by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011

blood vortex

The guild from Frostmane who banished the allmighty Drexxler in between dimensions. But the 7 crystal shards have been reunited, and Drexxler has come to take his throne on Frostmane. Blood Vortex is one of the factions against the Drexxler movement, and will be destroyed under the hand of Drexxler.

Did you hear, Drexxler has returned to unleash his fury against Blood Vortex!

blood vortex by Drexxler September 17, 2006

Swirly Vortex 

When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero

Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX

Swirly Vortex by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2008

vegas vortex

when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex

scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex

vegas vortex by lord black December 25, 2008

eye vortex 

An especially attractive part of a man or womans body that is difficult to avert your gaze from.

Man Tasha's tits are such an eye vortex, she's caught me twice staring all ready

eye vortex by the kupo god November 24, 2010

panty-vortex 

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.

The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.

panty-vortex by Pizza Dan January 20, 2012

Trash Vortex 

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.

A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."

Trash Vortex by Death of a Non-Salesman March 30, 2016