the von bondies

great band. better than the white stripes. in other words white stripes suck and the von bondies rock. lead singer Jason Stollsteimer got beaten up by jack white.

Jason: "You're a fucking douche!"
Jack: "I Dont wanna hear about it."
Jason: "you suck major balls!"
Jack: "Now I'm gonna serve it to you bitch!"

Jason gets douched by Jack White. Jack goes to court.

by Monserrat March 28, 2004

von Appen

Former Univ. of Hawaii head coach and name of a pretty cool mixed drink consisting of vodka and apple juice.

After von Appen was replaced by June Jones, I made myself a von Appen to celebrate.

by Manoa Maniac October 08, 2006

Von der

describing a person that is tall german and doesnt thinks peoples jokes are funny but really his jokes are not funny

Quakenbush is such a Von der when he breathes because he is tall and blonde

by Shadow killa February 07, 2009

von dutch

Overly expensive clothing line movie & rock stars wear.

Damn, that thin Von Dutch t-shirt cost me 65 bucks!

by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003

von dutch

clothes and hats made popular by ashton kutcher and paris hilton

I dont go anywhere without a von dutch trucker hat on my head

by Emmi July 29, 2004

King Von

King Von is an Chicago rapper, from O block since he's an B.D. (Black Disciples) one of the most dangerous, well known, largest gangs in Chicago. The Chicago rapper 'died' on November 6th 2020 from an set-up by 'Lil Durk, which is why I don't listen to 'Lil Durk or Quando Rondo, and I'm sure you're aware of the Music Industry so you know it was a sacrifise. Most people now N' days know about the dark side of the industry so I don't see no point of them trying to say ''It's not true'' even rappers told millions of their fans that it's true. So, stop.

Person 1: You heard about King Von's tragic death? Person: 2 Ooh, yeah of course I did it had to be a blood sacrifise or something since to many people know about the industry.

by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 21, 2021

Von BLack

1.a girl who has everything face, body, attitude, style.
2.another name for a stripper whose a ten.
3.beasto's girl.

1.Yahaira kicked ass on that pole last night. Like a Von BLack!
2.from the movie "the haunted world of El super beasto"

by yoshikitty :) July 29, 2011