Vertical Circulation Equipment

A long-winded consultanty BS word meaning stairs.

Well Bob, we can certainly improve the tenant flow between floors by installing Vertical Circulation Equipment.

?

Yeah, like stairs...

by Mads1 February 16, 2020

Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase

Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible

by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021

Go Vertical

To tilt a beverage (usually alcoholic) completely upside in order to finish it

I'll go vertical on this beer so we can head to the next bar

by Kid_Foxy July 26, 2017

The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.

“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

by NeyThee May 30, 2018

vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!

skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

by michael foolsley September 11, 2011

Vertical Anal Fiesta

Group of Gentlemen bang the Shit out of a nice lady in India..only in India. While she is Upside down.(vertical). The gentlemen have to be standing up. They Go BuckWild.

Boban: Hey Prakash...want to have a Vertical Anal Fiesta on Shalini..
Prakash: Lets go Buck Wild DUDE. Lets Make sure to Invite Denny and Alex, and maybe Roy.

by Prakash and Boban (From INDIA) August 11, 2008

vertical stewie

that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.

originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil

look at vertical stewie shes wearing a bra today

by code January 10, 2005