Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.

Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.

by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010

valentine's guilt

The act of laughing, mocking, or otherwise messing with people who are alone on valentine's day, only later to realize your trying to get over how lonely you are on valentine's day

Joe mocked John on Valentine's day for being alone, then karma slapped him with some valentine's guilt, thus making him sad when he realized he was also alone

by Define at will February 12, 2015

Valentine's Day

A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."

Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.

by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015

valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.

damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!

by shea December 6, 2004

valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.

valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.

by katy February 18, 2007

Valentine's Day

A day that usually falls the week after your boyfriend/girlfriend has broken up with you.

Mark: Yo man, what you doing for Valentine's Day next week?

Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.

by Maximus Decimus April 21, 2008

Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.

Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."

by alexander devlin September 27, 2009