A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
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People admire him for beeing smart, sexy and having a great personality.
If a Vadim doesn‘t know you well, he might not talk a lot, which makes him a little mysterious. But when you get to know him, you will realize fast, that he is a funny an caring person. His friends love to hang out with him.
Vadim likes to party and is often found on the dance floor with a drink in his hand.
Even though he is extremely hot and every girl (and also boys) feels attracted to him, he is seeking for real love.
Once he has found his girl, he won‘t let her go and will treat her like a princess. He is a classy guy: true, honest and loving. Unfortunately, that also means, that he can be very jealous. Although Vadim is a friendly person, he wouldn’t hesitate using violence to defend those he loves.
People would kill to look like him, still he‘s very self-critical, sometimes even insecure.
He is a thinker. He worries a lot and struggles with taking things easy.
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Nevertheless he can be lazy.
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