When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010
Get the Verbal CVmug. To own an individual/organization in a verbal confrontation. Usually in front of multiple people. The end result of Verbal Justice being served is everyone knowing, without a shadow of doubt, who just got owned in the verbal encounter.
Verbal Justice can take place: In person, online, on TV, in the news paper etc...
Verbal Justice can take place: In person, online, on TV, in the news paper etc...
Mark: Did you see Mark Schlereth go off on the NFL being hypocrites this morning??
Jason: Yeah dude, that man dished out some serious Verbal Justice.
Jason: Yeah dude, that man dished out some serious Verbal Justice.
by Fr33zy October 21, 2010
Get the Verbal Justicemug. A verbal cc refers to either:
1) adding someone within the body of an email message without actually cc'ing that person's address, usually as a way of calling special attention
2) actually saying "and X person," along with everyone else, to gain similar emphasis
1) adding someone within the body of an email message without actually cc'ing that person's address, usually as a way of calling special attention
2) actually saying "and X person," along with everyone else, to gain similar emphasis
"Ok, let's get psyched up for Talk like a Pirate Day on September 19th!
Everyone, and Long John, don't forget to bring your pants. And yes, LJ, I am verbal cc'ing you."
Everyone, and Long John, don't forget to bring your pants. And yes, LJ, I am verbal cc'ing you."
by Digilicious September 23, 2007
Get the verbal ccmug. A verbal disorder causing abnormally loud speech while using a cellular device or land-line telephone. This disorder also causes great annoyance to those surrounded by it.
That mother fucker has some serious phonus verbalitis.
by gabitron, smoot, ctbennett February 12, 2008
Get the phonus verbalitismug. by Nicole Bracy March 7, 2008
Get the verbal aestheticmug. When someone talks to you in an emotional manner ussually goes on for hours about themselves often doesn't to want to listen to what you have to say.
-Why are you not picking up the phone?
- It's Angie she's been fighting with her boyfriend, I don't think I can take another load of her verbal diarrhea.
- It's Angie she's been fighting with her boyfriend, I don't think I can take another load of her verbal diarrhea.
by TartdyTardis June 29, 2016
Get the Verbal diarrheamug. v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.
I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!
by D'emon November 5, 2002
Get the Verbal Masterbationmug.