Vladimir

Tall handsome guy with huge dick and heart. Loves animals and is caring.

It's Vladimir.

by Domge November 22, 2021

Vaimer

Likes to code rust in neovim, oh and zsh

I’m gonna vaimer you

by milkshakegum April 10, 2022

vagimple

A pimple found inside a woman's vagina.

I would go out with him tonight, but I have a painful vagimple.

by dr. itchypants June 21, 2010

Vladimirovna

Technically speaking, it means "belonging to Vladimir."

But in common language, it is the middle name of a beautiful Russian girl.

Tania Vladimirovna Georgievna is such a pretty, pretty girl.

by The Oedipus Complex February 26, 2009

Vladimir Kozlov

One scary fuckin' Russian

Amanda: HOLY FUCK A FUCKIN' RUSSIAN!
Tim:He's really Ukranian
*Vladimir Kozlov breaks Tim's neck*
Amanda: Dude, No he's not

by duderntooter December 22, 2008

A Vladimir

This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"

by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021

vagimicosis

A guy being the Ulitmate pussy.

He's won't talk to that girl over there...it looks like he has a case of Vagimicosis.

He won't tell his girlfiend no he can't go to the art gallery...he has a case of vagimicosis

he is having an issue going to vegas with us cause of his girl...he has a case of vagimicosis.

etc, etc, etc

by mortgageman September 7, 2008