upthebuttomy

The vernacular for the outpatient surgery to check one's colon for pollops. Often referred to as a colonoscopy by professionals. The term can also be used to describe the procedure required to remove office brown nosers.

Geez, now that I've turned 50, I've got to go get an upthebuttomy.

Eric is such a brown noser that I'm going to have to get an upthebuttomy to remove him from my ass.

by Bubba Abdul Ledbetter September 2, 2009

Upteen

Word used to describe an approximate number greater than a dozen

Jade eyes sent me upteen emails today...

by Matadorrr April 13, 2005

uptown

a refreshing non-alcoholic drink which is half sweet ice tea and half lemonade...popular in NY/NJ

I went to John's restaurant and had an uptown to drink with my dinner.

by coupy1000 March 12, 2011

upthebuttology

the study of all things that go up the human butt

I study upthebuttology in my every day life because it is my career as an upthebutologist.

by mcdicksucker November 1, 2010

uptag

a shorthand, inspired by facebook, as a combination of uploading and tagging friends onto a picture, video, or any media

The party last night was crazy dude! Don't forget to uptag me so I can at least remember what happened!

by The Dwar October 22, 2011

uptainment

uplifting entertainment

Tom: The 1Show is true uptainment
MJ: Forreal. It's tha real deal
Tom: I feel so uplifted after watching every episode

by n Kon October 18, 2018

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021