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verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements
Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.
uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005
Related Words
uptag uptagrafft uptight Uptarded uptalk Uptard untag uprage uppage untagathon
used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down
me: uplage cat!
cat: fuck off!

or
me: dude uplage
dude: nah
uplage by domizzle May 23, 2006
A pathetic new way of talking with a rising interrogative at the end of every sentence? Main culprits were young people? Now older people seem to be following this awful trend? I think it's because we live in an age of constant uncertainty?
Uptalk? Like it's really annoying? It sort of says 'hey you guys I'm cool?'
uptalk by uptalkhater10000 November 10, 2015

Untagonised 

The action of being so disgusted by a facebook photo that you untag yourself from it in the hope that nobody will see it.
That photo you posted last night really untagonised me. You should ask before posting stuff like that up!
Untagonised by dotmit August 5, 2010
Untagging yourself from pictures on facebook that may hurt your reputation in any way, shape, or form.
I.
Male A: "Dude, some chick tagged you in a picture where you're making out with her friend, untag yourself before your girlfriend see's that!"
Male B: *Reads text* "Looks like she already has, no more worrying about untagging myself anymore!"

II.
Female A: "Oh my gosh, this creepy guy I talked to when I was drunk took pictures of us and tagged me a few times, I hope people don't think him and I are actually friends!"
Female B: "Girl you need to untag yourself, you don't want any association with that!"

III.
When a relationship status turns sour and one (sometimes both) of the individuals untag them self from pictures with the old boyfriend/girlfriend.
Untag by Max Adamson. June 17, 2009
I updaged the grid layout
updage by Herpa_derp April 23, 2015