Alaskan Umbrella

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

by 3 Losers March 24, 2009

umbrella

A slang term for a condom; A rubber.

You need to double your umbrella when you mess around with the chicks at Naked City.

by Jose Dirt October 9, 2008

Umbrella Man

The semi-creepy guy who spends his time walking around downtown Santa Cruz, CA. He walks approximately half a block an hour. He wears all pink and carries a Pink Umbrella, thus the name.

Hey, look! it's the Umbrella Man! Let's cross the street and stay away from him.

by 52479 October 16, 2008

Umbrella Mouth

The facial expression of a eccentric upside down smile/cringe neccesary after chewing up extacy pills, also known as the thizz face made popular by mac dre.

-"yo check it I put up my umbrella mouth for my year book picture." -put that smile upside down , UMBRELLAAAAA MOUTH :"MAC MALL AKA SUGAWOLF"

by Jomz January 25, 2009

Umbrellaquette

Used to decide who will give the right-away when two people with umbrellas are walking towards each other in a narrow passageway. Generally, the taller person should raise their umbrella to avoid collision. This changes in the case of mixed genders, in which case the male should go high.

Friend - Whoa! How did you know they would stay low?
You - Bro, it's simple umbrellaquette!

or

Stranger crashes umbrella into yours;
You - Whoa, learn some umbrellaquette...

by Gabler32 January 12, 2010

Umbrella Socialism

Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.

"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".

by Hiroish June 22, 2014

Umbrella Head

A penis head that is really big and mushroomy that you could choke a nigga with

Yo i sucked that nigga Biggie Xans wiener last night and his fucking umbrella head had me seeing white SMH

by actually your mom May 17, 2018