2 definitions by 3 Losers
when a man takes a sh*t inside a female's vagina. then cums on top of it and then proceeds to eat the girl out with a spoon
Jill: Hey babycakes, what should we do tonight?
Joe: I should give you a The Philly Cheesesteak.
Jill: Good. I can't wait!
Joe: I should give you a The Philly Cheesesteak.
Jill: Good. I can't wait!
by 3 Losers March 24, 2009
when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom
Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?
Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.
Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.
Jill: Word.
Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.
Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.
Jill: Word.
by 3 Losers March 24, 2009