Gabler32's definitions

Umbrellaquette

Used to decide who will give the right-away when two people with umbrellas are walking towards each other in a narrow passageway. Generally, the taller person should raise their umbrella to avoid collision. This changes in the case of mixed genders, in which case the male should go high.

Friend - Whoa! How did you know they would stay low?
You - Bro, it's simple umbrellaquette!

or

Stranger crashes umbrella into yours;
You - Whoa, learn some umbrellaquette...

by Gabler32 January 12, 2010

Venoying

Used to describe basketball players who exhibit tenacious defense, and annoy their opponents to the point of complete and total frustration. Named after the great Venoy Overton, Junior guard out of the University of Washington.

Basketball Guy 1 - Man, I can't lose him. He's gettin me totally out of the game...

Basketball Guy 2 - Yeah, dude's straight up venoying!

by Gabler32 April 8, 2010