Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021

two in the blood one in the mud

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

by KP$ September 29, 2006

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.

person 1: Guess what I did last night.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen

Person 2: aww thats nasty

by Blackman in Maryport August 4, 2014

two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

two for the pink one for the stink

see shocker

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

two in the pink, one in the stink

bowling a girl, basically.

what a raving whore. I was totally all two in the pink, one in the stink.

by neu December 9, 2003

two in the pink one in the stink

The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.

person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.

by bader April 11, 2006