by Janse October 3, 2019
Get the Save turtles mug.girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."
girl 2: "That small huh?"
girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."
girl 2: "That small huh?"
girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."
by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010
Get the Skinny dipping with snapping turtles mug.The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.
by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006
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Get the teenage mutant ninja turtles mug.These guys are NOT ninja!
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
by Psydon July 13, 2005
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