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Turreting

Turreting originated from sounding, and can be performed by either sex, The act of inserting a large straw into or over your genitals and using it as a turret for your ejaculate.
Man! Me and Betty were turreting last night and I shot like six feet!
by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023
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Turrets

Oh, and I forgot to mention the turrets moving on their own. The military turrets aiming at their own planes.
Hym "THE TURRETS! I forgot about the turrets! Those are the most important part! Well... Aside from the other weapons. But the turrets are dope."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Emotional turrets

When you get caught up in the throes of a new relationship & accidentally end up saying something you wish you hadn’t
Brad: I was having a great weekend with my girlfriend, & before I knew it, I was telling her I loved her.

Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.
by Guster63 July 16, 2020
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Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.
I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets
by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020
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turrtle neck

Turrtle Neck -Suspending a turd as it exits ones rectum to prevent release.
Turrtle Neck-"i had sushi during my date yesterday , and the whole time a was turtle necking cause of that shit"
by Peter Mc Turrtle Neck November 8, 2007
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turletting

the process of talking to someone on facebook or msn while watching youtube or other sites; interactive web multi-tasking
turletting is the only way to web
by cosimjoshin June 10, 2011
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turvette

Turvette's are very beautiful, loving, caring, but also very crazy at times. She loves animals especially white donkeys because they are so very rare. She also loves to read books at night. She is more of a night person than a day person. She is usually very short with a nice booty and breasts the size of watermelon but most important very beautiful. She loves spending time with family and friends and playing jokes on everyone. Turvettes are awesome.
Kid 1: "when is auntie Turvette coming to get me?"
Mom: "she is on her way"
Kid 2:"your not going with my favorite aunt to see the white donkeys, I am"
Mom:"you both can go"
Kid 1 & 2:"ok!!!"
by hauijd November 28, 2012
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