Turning Red

A literal sin to god and all that is pure and holy.

person 1: My favorite movie is turning red
person 2: NEVER talk to me EVER again.

by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff March 14, 2022

Turning Red

cringe

disney has officially hit a new low ever since they released this cringe they call ‘turning red’

by Iskipschooltowritethisdefiniti March 14, 2022

Turnip Factory

A factory which employs slaves to mass-produce turnips. Several conspiracy theorists believe that the turnip cartels and the gang wars they are involved in are the result of worldwide turnip shortages. If the federal government would legalize turnip factories, it is quite possible that starvation would disappear.

Donkey: It's darker 'an a turnip factory down here!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Tampa Turntable

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.

"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

by TBagginTballs May 1, 2009

New Jersey Turnpike

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.

I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.

by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003

turning on the fan

What you have to do if you want to smoke the weed in your dorm room at college.

When Ben wants to light up a phatty spliff in his room he needs to turn on the fan

by P December 4, 2003

TURNGIDDY

very dizzy as from spinning around

The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.

by weave September 22, 2003