urban turban

a term used when a turban sighting is noticed in an environment where it is not normally seen, used to signal others so that they can notice as well. The urban turban is most effective when the juxtaposition of the east and west is most apparent.

urban turban examples - Doctor wearing turban, business suit and briefcase turban, swimming coach turban, woman turban, quicksilver surfer turban, in-line skater turban, old navy turban, Santa turban,
Jesus turban, biker turban, etc.

by pakimastani September 15, 2010

turban

the act of takeing an aricle of clothing, holding it in front of the anus while flagulating, then quickly wrapping the peice around ones face. Originates from buttercup

After having curry last nice, I just had to turban that old lady.

by Rondizzle Dog June 13, 2006

Fur Turban

When a person inserts his or her head into an unshaven vagina and wears it like a hat. This then becomes a fur turban.

1. Edgar made Jane into a fur turban.
2. "Did you see that dude in that video with his head in her snatch? He was totally wearing a fur turban."

by Hoodo July 20, 2008

Turban lover

Someone who likes Pakistani People Quite a lot

Yer a Turban Lover !!

by fraser mcintyre January 7, 2009

turban

a cheap towel that indians with disgusting hair wear.
It is usually thoroughly cleaned with grains of rice which absorbs their body odor which always smells.
The same rice is then eaten for dinner .

Thats disgusting eating rice that came from your smelly turban moneet

by Sharpie92 January 5, 2008

Dirty Turban

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.

Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.

by kcote January 2, 2009

turbanware

Often describing low quality software written in India by companies to save money.

"this turbanware sux it just keeps crashing"

by Linux_Galore February 13, 2004