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Tumblr Crush 

When one develops a "crush" or extreme liking to someone's Tumblr page and imagines this person would be their soulmate in real life.
"Meaghan has a huge Tumblr Crush on OMGREG."
Tumblr Crush by meggers27 January 30, 2012

The Mexican Tumbleweed 

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell
John: Hey Jane! what did you do this weekend!? I partied every single night!

Jane: i stayed up all day and all night on tumblr.
Tumblr by ohheygurrrl January 21, 2011

Tumblr refugee 

Tumblr refugees are people who left Tumblr and joined Twitter following the 2018 porn ban. It is likely that another wave of refugees will come now that iOS has banned many tags on Tumblr.

These users tend to be young white women who are incredibly pure. They make callout posts on everyone, enjoy starting drama, have bad games, stealing art, and think literally everything is problematic and evil, such as Danganronpa. Ironically, they hate porn, despite leaving tumblr because of them banning that. Perhaps they should have stayed there then. Twitter has become exponentially worse thanks to the Tumblr users.

Their fandoms tend to be Sonic the Hedgehog, She-Ra, Kipo, Dreamworks Trolls, Cookie Run, Sanrio, Undertale, RWBY, Sk8, Camp Cretaceous, No Straight Roads, Animal Crossing, The Owl House, K-Pop, Pokemon, Splatoon, Studio Ghibli, FNAF, Moomin, and Vocaloid. They think everything else is problematic.
Alyssa: Breathing is disrespectful to dead people uwu! Now excuse me as I “fix” Splatoon fanart of Marina. Don’t forget, Homestuck is shitty and you’re evil for liking it!

Normal person: Damn, you’re such a tumblr refugee
Tumblr refugee by tomatotown January 2, 2022

tumblr red nose syndrome 

Tumblr red nose syndrome is a common trend on the art style of tumblr. It is when a nose is drawn with blush, like if they are blushing or have a cold. The thing is, they aren't blushing. And they are not sick. It is just considered part of a style, a very common one.
Mary: Oh hey that's a cute drawing!
Rose: Yeah, too bad it has tumblr red nose syndrome.

ultimate tumblr sexyman 

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale
ultimate tumblr sexyman by diplomia December 13, 2022