MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

big toddler

A big toddler is a person who won’t grow up. They are so dependant on you their like a toddler or a adult baby.

Man, my gf is like a big toddler, she’s such a baby. She won’t stop crying even when I’ve listened to why. I’m thinking about buying her diapers and putting her in them!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

Fiddle my Tiddle

'Fiddle my Tiddle' is a phrase similar to 'well gosh diddly darn' originating from Hawaii. It is also a widely popular phrase amongst teenagers and children.

"Well fiddle my tiddle! I didn't know he was gay!"

by BeautyBooty August 7, 2016

toddles

A fat teacher in my school first name Rick. Toddles is a nickname given to him cuz he waddles when he walks!

Me:Hey did u see Toddles in health class today god is he fat
You: Yah he should die of obesity

by I dislike School November 19, 2005

Turdlet

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011

turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K December 13, 2007