touch of the 'rettes

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

Mimi Touch

When you are playing Soccer/Football and you receive a long pass and fail to control the ball well.

"so i did this long pass to the striker on the weekend, and he did the biggest Mimi Touch"
"Thats horrible"

by Juniorlikespoon April 23, 2009

touch virginity

The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.

Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man

Bob: Bro, I lost my touch virginity last night to a keymale!
Joe: Disgusting.

by TouchVirgin January 27, 2020

Touch-Off

To relieve ones self by self fullfillment.

I told him I could not chat any longer from his talks and I was going to get in bed and touch-off.

by wtf-honey February 13, 2015

balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

by miji January 9, 2008

The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.

Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.

by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008