dial toned

to hang up on someone, to cut them off

Bill: "Hey wassup?"
Tony: "Wat u sayin?"
Bill: "Nothin, just chyllen, hangin around"
Tony: "Wanna meet my friend DialTone?"
Bill: "whose dial tone?"
Tony: (hangs up)

by Nick April 25, 2005

Pulling a Toper

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Topped

1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.

2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.

3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.

1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.

2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.

3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.

by JamieCurious July 3, 2009

TPed

(verb) The meaning of "TPed" means to Toilet paper something, such as a house, car, or even a person.

I TPed you're brothers house on goosey night."

by no name August 23, 2006

taped

To duct tape someone's legs together from behind when they aren't looking so that they fall over.

"Andy taped Rebecca so badly today! She was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. I felt kinda bad."

by gogil January 30, 2010

tonedeff

The fastest rapper alive. (13.5 syl/sec on "The Plague Anthem") Intelligent and often humorous lyrics. His label QN5 sports such acts as CunninLynguists, PackFM, The Plague, and Session.

Tonedeff is and always will be one of the illest MCs ever.

by Trevor May 11, 2004