toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade January 6, 2008

toast

A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.

"Hey, you guys wanna play toast?"

by rockandrollmcdonalds October 18, 2006

Toasted

Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.

"Man you just got toasted!"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.

Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...

by ButchMcMellon August 2, 2017

on toast

when something is proper good, use to over exagerate stuff. you must use hand to demonstrate, and make the word toast last at least a few second, in other words say toooaasstt in a maunjy manner.

got chased by bobbys lastneet a smoked em on toast

a once shot a squirrels head off on toast, buuzzzzzzzzza

by bullock May 9, 2006

toast

a word used my your friends to describe how drunk you are to the rest of your friends

*Steph drinking lots again*
Sara: Steph's TOAST!

by mike04 January 3, 2006

toasted

messed up,busted,tore up

by bdballer September 30, 2003