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Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
by The Best Mane October 21, 2009
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toad sexing

Yes it is endemic at MIT. Yes there is an explanation. According
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".
by 2357 August 23, 2005
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battle toad

noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: war pig

the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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tada

an excalamation to substitute a lot of words, especially when excited, happy, surprised...
hey look what we got today...tada !!!
by Kronique February 25, 2005
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Tadas

Tactical Air Defense Alerting System, aka T.A.D.A.S.

Or a Lithuanian boys name. Origin is from the bible, Thaddeus, one of the apostles.
I'm gonna get u with the help of my T.A.D.A.S.

Hey Tadas, what's up?
by Tadas S October 12, 2006
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tada

German. Meaning here it is, or look at this craziness! Pronounced as ta and da.
The magician made the panda bear turn into an elderly lady covered in maple syrup... The audience was in awe as the magic man released a massive "TADA!!".
by John Edward October 4, 2007
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tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.
*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010
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