torta ahogada

A delicious mexican sandwich dipped in a deep red chili sauce that seems to cure hang overs.....OR a girls vagina during her period torta=vagina ahogada=drowned

Pepe was so drunk that he didn't realize that he ate her torta ahogada

by russiangrl January 10, 2008

torta

Spanish slang for a female's vagina.

Jenny let me eat her torta last night.

by bigRich January 12, 2005

Chuck Testa

1) Verb: to chuck testa: to fool people into thinking they are in the same room as a usually ferocious or agressive animal through impressive feats of taxidermy.

2) As an alternative to saying 'no' or 'nope'

'HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LEOPARD IN THE BATHROOM!' 'Nope, I just Chuck Testa'd yo ass!'

'Do you wanna go get some pizza?' 'Chuck Testa, I got football practice'

by BelgianJungleSound September 26, 2011

Chuck Testa

(adjective) The condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.

Player: Holly shit dude did I just die?
Friend: Nope, you're Chuck Testa, see, move the stick.

by CatharticLethargic October 30, 2011

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006

Testages

dangling residual doubts after taking a test.

I have major testages after taking that Music Therapy final.

by SnarkAttack April 29, 2006

toastalated

To be burnt beyond a crisp;
or turned partially into ashes

Dude looks like you toastalated your toast

by Shane Noonan January 11, 2008