Tossing the Cells

When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.

Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells

Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol

Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.

Guy 2: LOL

by Brandon Hatecobs June 23, 2011

Toss me an egg

So hot out you could fry egg on sidewalk? Let's try TOSS me an egg

It's sooo hot: toss me an egg!

by lizguitarlessons July 19, 2017

underpants toss

Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.

I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

too mosh to tosh

So amazing that it cannot be touched (toshed)
Spoken in West African accent
A term made by Naomi ebhogiaye

Bill: I just danced for two hours straight
Naomi: that's too mosh to tosh

by wetin dey November 5, 2012

toshiya

the bassist of the Japanese band Dir en grey

Toshiya is the coolest bassist in today's JRock!!

by Tosh April 15, 2004

Ninja toss

1. a dexterous, quick flick of the wrist that enables the hand to launch any object it is holding, be it a pen, a cell phone, or a paper shuriken, thus skillfully hitting a predetermined target.
2. the act of deftly tossing something with a quick flick of the wrist.

Nickarossi: (after getting hit in the eye by a paperclip)
"Ow! Are you frickin' kidding me? I think you punctured it!"
Des: (laughing) "Sorry...I wasn't aiming for your eye."
Nickarossi: "Really? 'cause I saw you ninja toss that paperclip directly at me."
Des: "Why didn't you duck then?"

by Nickarossi October 15, 2007

tosca

Tosca comes from the name of an Opera. She is beautiful and smart. She is quirky sometimes but will be serious when the situation is necessary. Her laugh is very bright and she won't judge people. Most Tosca's are known as the nerds of the school, but love to be on their own and are often reluctant to step out of their comfort zone. They may seem mature and quiet but can really party when they want to.

"Wow she is smart."

"Yeah, that's Tosca."

by Cocoajones34 April 13, 2014