Tire Turds

The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.

Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.

by krevWon January 19, 2011

Flat Tire

When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.

When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004

Tired as a mouse

A daily state of extreme sleepiness in babies and young children following excessive hyperactivity. As exhausted as one would be after a long chase or obstacle course. Content, loving, bleary eyed and peaceful. They love their bed when they're in this state and get so excited when laid down to sleep yawning and satisfied.

You are tired as a mouse

by CHDMD October 22, 2010

tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

by papermachete November 11, 2005

Fat Tire

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.

"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."

by James November 11, 2004

Tired

Tired stands for:

T: torn apart

I: insecure

R: really faking my smile

E: extremely sad

D: drowning in my tears

Nancy: What's wrong?
Joe: Been tired
Nancy: Oh okay, well I hope you have a good day! Gotta go now byeee.
(BITCH can't realize she's hurting a boy by going on countless dates)

by Onmaowndick May 12, 2012

Grap on my tired

Internet message board member "Chinaman" first used this expression to explain grip on his tire... however, the term evolved and now is used to make fun of unsuspecting n00bs that can't speak English properly.

N00b: "I can't wont go"
Member: "Grap on my tired!"

by brucelee May 13, 2005