she's off her tits

British term for a woman who is very intoxicated

Maria is very drunk tonight.

Yeah man, she's off her tits!

by raen8 November 11, 2010

National send tits day

A day to send bare tits to anyone

Did you know it’s national send tits day

by Realdeal7526 July 6, 2018

Ah Tits

Same meaning as ah shit its just a younger slang way to say it.

Ah Tits I forgot to bring my stuff for the trip.

by a7789 March 7, 2009

Perky Tits

When your nipples are hard and you tits don't sag

Lacey's tits were so fucking perky when she fingered herself in math!!!I fucking love Perky Tits

by DawnWhyhanIsHornyAF June 11, 2015

windy wolf tits

tits that howl when they blow in the wind.

-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"

-"nice she has windy wolf tits."

by treeofshit December 5, 2009

table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

tetsuo

1. Literally, japanese for "iron man"

2. A character from the anime Akira who has a real inferiority complex, and who finally gets to unleash that rage when he suddenly becomes endowed with super-psychic powers. He blows up buildings and stuff, and initiates yet another apocalypse.

3. A really f*cked up movie, perhaps the most f*cked up movie to ever hit the silver screen. Yes, even moreso than Eraserhead. Supposedly has nothing to do with Akira, but this point has been debated elsewhere.

1. I am... Tetsuo.

2. KANEDAAAAA!!!!

3. Why is Tetsuo impaling his horny girlfriend with his metal phallus (or 'sewage pipe')?

by Parasexual Orgasm April 2, 2006