rocket tipping

The act of stuff drugs in the tip of your penis.
This can be for pleasure or also for storage purposes.
Similar to a Carlsbad Grimple

Damn Jonny is really getting into drugs, I caught that idiot rocket tipping in the stalls at work. It looked like he was packing gunpowder into a musket.

by FryOrDie November 8, 2019

Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)

This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!

by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017

tippy-top shape

The physical condition of the White House, historic residence of the US President as described by Donald Trump in a speech Easter 2018.

"We keep it (white house) in tip top shape, sometimes we call it tippy-top shape. -Trump 4/1/18

by DontLitter May 23, 2018

Cyclist tipping

When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.

“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

Tipperary

County in Ireland that produces the best cider to get you drunk.

Even if they drank bulmers,'till they were fucked drunk,they'd still beat the shite out of Limerick.Even a 4 year old could do it for fucks sake

by gerry80 October 4, 2003

Tippett

A person who is very good at maths usually male, a person who will go out of his way to prove himself right (especially about maths) and gets rather flustered and confused when he's wrong.

Person 1: How did he work that equation out?

Person 2: He's a bit of a Tippett

by HamHamHamMan September 23, 2011